Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Angry Woman

It seems like it going down everywhere I go. What the hell!!! So I was driving to the storage facility and I see this woman pulled over at the corner of the intersection. She left her door wide open, walked around to the rear passenger door and yelled to the person in the back seat to get the fuck out! Exactly! WOW! I thought she was about to go old school and beat the hell out of one of her kids. Now me being the nosey person that I am I had to bust a u-turn so I could see the beat down first hand. Hey I grew up in that era where momma's didn't play. You could get it anywhere at anytime. My occasional beat down help me learn some respect and self control. You know, I stopped nagging her while she was on the phone. I stopped acting a damn fool in the grocery store. And when I got on her nerves I knew it was time for me to be out of the house for a few hours. LOL But back to the angry woman. I saw her stand in front of the door waiting. I was expecting to see a knuckle head young boy step out. And to my surprise it wasn't a young boy, it was a young girl with red hair and a baby. Awww shit! This is deeper than I thought. She must've been flip at the mouth.

Well that was all I saw. The light changed and I had business to take care of. Actually I'm not that nosey. I have enough B&B (business and Bullshit) of my own to deal with. But it has been a long time since I saw a nice old school beat down. I still didn't get to see one but I came close. Ahh gotta love my peoples. :-)

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Rookie Drivers!!!

So I just came back from Atl... Again! and the trip there was hell! I have never taken more than 12 hours to get there from Chicago. Why did it take me almost 15 hours this time?!? My aunt is a rookie when it comes to highway driving.

Man! She was 20 minutes late getting to me. Then when we hit the road we had to stop to get her something to eat. WTF! You didn't eat before you left home? I drove all the way down I-57 to I-24. I turned over the car to her and she got on the road doing 50-55. BTW! speed limit is 65 m.p.h. I begged that she speed up and she said that she wasn't used to the road. There aren't any weird turns, you aren't going to pass by your street, I promise there won't be any stoplights popping out trying to get you to run it so you can get pulled over. You get on the highway and go.

You know I was going to make damn sure I wouldn't repeat the 15 hour experience again. I drove all the way back and was a task sergeant when it came to stops. No grocery shopping during fill ups. No dining at the fast food joint when we stop to eat. And absolutely nobody else will drive. Nope can't trust you.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Best Weekend Ever!

I had the best time with my baby this past weekend. I took the Megabus to Minneapolis Saturday and met her there. I gave her the biggest hug and the I got the juiciest kisses ever. She made me dinner, I met her children, more of her family. We went out Sunday night and she looked stunning!!! I am so helpless when it comes to her. This is the first post to this blog. You will be reading much more about her... oh and about the other ass-wipes in the world! :grin: